Demented Pineapple 2000

Demented Pineapple 2000 - The Demo of DOOM!!! is a game. And it was made by me. And I'm Slinky. If you've never played it, then you're a dumb-face! If you have played it, and want to play it again, then download this! Wario's Battlefield is the song that I forgot to include in the original release of DP2K. It was supposed to play during Renegade Lemonade's scene. If you've never played DP2K, and are downloading the game now, you don't need the music file, since it's included. But if you want the music file but don't want to download the whole game you can just download the music file and put it in the music folder. So bow down to me and thank me, you ungrateful worms!!!

If you've never played an RPG, then you might want to look elsewhere. If you've never played a game made with RPG2K, the controls are easy. The arrow keys move the character, the space bar and the enter key confirm selections, talk to people, read signs, search items, and other crap. You only need to push one of them, not both. It doesn't matter which one. Calm down. It'll be ok. Now, if you are wondering where this elusive "menu" is, you might want to try hitting the Esc key. That usually brings down a menu. You can use the arrow keys to move the cursor, enter or space bar to make a selection, and Esc to back up or exit the menu screen. If you don't understand what the Items and Equipment and Save options are, you're an idiot and shouldn't be playing these games.

Demented Pineapple 2000 came in fourth in the 2000 Falcate Contest. Demented Pineapple (the original '95 version) came in third. So if you think I don't know by now the 2000 version isn't as good as the first one, shut up! I know! But I'm not finished yet! When I'm finish, you will feel dumb for ever criticizing me and thinking I couldn't top the original '95 version! Then I will use my Monkey God powers to smite your wiggling bodies so I don't have to hear your niggling whines and cries of pain! Shut up! Shut up, don't touch me! Get away from me! I hate you, Daddy! Don't touch me like that!!! IT HURTS, DADDY!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!